Closed RP You Don't Talk About Fight Club

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Jesus fucking christ, man. The remaining guy flinched away and ran, passing Sam as she stood up. She would have gone to stop them, to kick the shit out of them the way Spork had just done, but she noticed something and stopped. Spork was standing still, their expression blank, their foot on the head of the man who they had taken down.

Sam’s smile faded as she saw what was happening. Even drunk, she knew Spork was about to crush the man’s skull in with their foot. That needed to be stopped. Roughing up the guys who tried to assail them was one thing, a fun thing. But killing them wasn’t. That wasn’t right.

With slow, even steps, Sam started to move closer to Spork. “Hey, Spork. Why don’t you take your foot off his head, yeah? Whatever he’s done, it’s not bad enough to kill him. Just take it a bit easier, okay?”

She made it to their side, and very carefully put a hand on their arm, looking up at them. Why they were about to kill the man didn’t matter. It could have been a lapse in judgment. It could have been the drinks they’d had. Whatever the reason, she was hoping that touching Spork, gently, and pulling lightly on their arm, would make them withdraw their foot. She didn’t want to spook them, with whatever was going on right now.

For a moment, something flashed through her head. A time when she wouldn’t have cared if the man had lived or died. When paying for your crimes didn’t always leave people alive. Forty-one. Forty-one people she’d killed. She swallowed gently and looked up at Spork again, a small smile that their friend wouldn’t see on her face.

“I know that feeling. I know that instinct. But it’s not right, right here and now. Let it go.”
 


Someone is speaking, and their voice sounds familiar, almost, but Spork tunes it out, because if it isn’t Kitsune then it probably isn’t important.

Where is Kitsune? Did they get separated from her on purpose, or on accident? They can’t remember - everything feels foggy and far away, like they aren’t quite settled in their own skin. (And something tells them this isn’t the first time this has happened, but the thought is just as fleeting as everything else, trailing off into wherever things go when they aren’t thinking about them.)

Well, whatever the reason, they know how to fix it. They’ll just check where she is, and then they can get back to it. They make the gesture that should tell Miku to hurry up and give them an update, and wait for the status report to filter through the fog.

Nothing happens. They frown slightly, but before they can try again someone touches their arm. Miku didn’t even tell them the person was approaching, so they startle badly, a whole-body flinch that knocks them out of their frozen pose. Their boot leaves the target’s head and lands hard on the ground just behind him as they swivel to face the new threat, tearing their arm away from the reaching fingers.

(And there’s something wrong about the expression that paints itself across their face - more confusion than anger in the twist of their brow, their lips only barely parted in a scowl that isn’t half as threatening as their usual bared-teeth grin.) (It doesn’t suit their face - it’s more question mark than mask.) (Where is Kitsune? Where are they? (Are they even awake, or is this just another dream?))

“It isn’t personal,” they say, and their voice sounds strange, too, strange enough to make them pause, touch a hand lightly to the base of their throat, and back away another step. Dead grass crunches under their heels, and that- (that isn’t right. Where are they?)

(Something like panic, bubbling under the surface. (Push it down, don’t let her see, if they don’t think about it then it isn’t happening, right? If they forget as soon as it happens then it may as well have never happened. The truth is what they make of it. Whatever is happening to their body, it can’t touch them from over here.) The thoughts stutter, then repeat, looping somewhere closer to the surface than the rest of them is allowed. Their breathing evens out, even as the rest of them remains coiled tight.)

 
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Sam flinched back and away from Spork at their quick movements. She took a moment to assess. It was difficult, with the excessive buzz that she was still experiencing. She swallowed as she tried to process what was happening. Spork was acting like they didn’t know her. Why? What had happened? What had changed? It was the first time she’d been drunk enough for this kind of thinking to be a problem. She didn’t know Spork as well as she did some others, but this was off for them.

This was the first time they’d fought with someone who wasn’t the two of them, wasn’t it? She’d never actually seen Spork fight someone who wasn’t her. Last time, they’d been the one who pushed for it, even. She put a hand to her head, wishing she could think more clearly.

Okay, so something had clearly happened in the last weeks since they had seen each other. Maybe it didn’t matter. Maybe it only mattered that Spork was snarling at her like she was their enemy. Sam took a step forward, and raised her voice loud enough to be understood, but not loud enough to startle. Maybe they just needed to be reminded of where they were? It was worth a try.

“Spork. It’s Sam. Remember? Samantha Walsh. Your friend. We’re at the park walking back to my apartment. I drank too much. We got bothered by some idiots. Do you remember?” She kept her hands low, but ready to move if she needed to. Sam didn’t want to fight Spork while they were like this, but if it knocked them out of whatever was happening, she was prepared to do it.

A deep breath left her body looser than when she had first approached Spork. If she had to fight, she better be ready. All of her reflexes were going to be off with how drunk she still was. It was going to be far more difficult to keep up in this state.​
 


The stranger (interloper? threat?) takes a step closer, and Spork takes another step back. (They hate being on the defensive. It feels like ceding the initiative, and being slow is being dead in their line of work. So why aren’t they fighting her, already? (There’s a reason, somewhere, but they can’t find it anymore.))

Words are still taking their sweet time translating into coherent meaning, but they go still when they recognize their name. (Not their alias; their name. How does she know their name?) In an instant, their demeanor flips, confusion washed away under a sudden rush of defensive anger. (Because any threat to their identity is a threat to Mari’s, and- (where is she? Is she okay? Where does she go, when she-?) -they know, even now, how they deal with threats against their partner.)

A breath, (steady inhale, measured exhale), and then, (without any more warning than their mouth drawing into a thin line, their jaw set), they rush forward, closing all the distance they’d opened and striking blindly at the (friend?) enemy’s face. (They’d dropped their cane- (why do they have their cane?) -somewhere along the way, so their other hand is free to search for a handhold on her form, aiming to latch onto her shirt or arm so that she can’t make any distance of her own.)

(And all the while, they don’t say a word, their face nearly blank except for something dark and coldly furious behind their eyes.)

 

It took Sam too long to move. She would have avoided the hit if she had moved sooner. Chalk that up to her reflexes being dulled by the alcohol. Spork’s fist met the side of Sam’s face, landing a hard enough blow that she heard a ringing in her ear for a second. A hand wrapped around the shoulder of her shirt, holding her in place. She rocked back on her feet as she took the blow, knowing that was going to leave a bruise. She’d never come back with a real bruise from Spork. Not one so visible.

Something instinctual in Sam made her want to get away. There were alarm bells ringing in her head as her vibe checker clocked Spork as a truly hostile presence. At the same time, she knew something had happened. Something was off. This wasn’t the Spork she knew. And Sam, if nothing else, helped her friends. That was why she reached up, aiming to grab Spork’s neck, and went to slam her head hard into Spork’s nose. She couldn’t back up far enough to do anything else here.

“Knock it the fuck off, Spork!” Her words no longer slurred, as the adrenaline started to combat the effects. She was still slow, but even slow, she was as fast as a normal human, sheerly propelled by the shaking that was running through her whole body. “This is not Fight Club behavior!”

If she successfully landed the headbutt, she was hoping that it would give her enough wiggle room to back up, to regroup and prepare herself to have to really fight her friend. There was no way she was abandoning Spork, no matter how hard the alarms in her head were ringing.​
 


Their fist catches fabric, and Spork hauls the woman in close enough that they can smell the alcohol on her breath. Then, abruptly, they can’t smell anything, their nose breaking with a crunch of (metal? No, they aren’t wearing their mask- (which means a bigger mess for Mari to clean up, later, when she’s- (no)) -so it must be) cartilage.

“Ack-” they cut the exclamation off as quickly as they can, biting back on another as a wash of blood streams down their face, but their grip loosens, and they feel the woman starting to move away from them.

(She’s yelling something nonsensical, and - hang on - (the confusion returns, stronger than ever, because) they (feel like they should) know what she’s talking about. Fight Club. They know that movie. (Don’t they? (Why is that important? Is that important?)) They don’t see how it’s relevant, but (maybe it is? Why else would (-some part of them be grasping at the knowledge like a lifeline, like an off-ramp, like a hand reaching for the steering wheel-) they make note of it?) they know it.)

(It doesn’t matter.) Moving on pure instinct, they fumble to reaffirm their grip on her shirt, fingers digging into the skin beneath. Their other hand comes down to grasp at her wrist, and they turn, shoving their shoulder into her chest and pulling hard on her arm in an attempt to flip her over their hip and into the ground.

(Their head feels like it’s stuffed with cotton, the pain from their nose less annoying than the way it's sending hot blood trickling down the back of their throat, so that when they breathe they taste copper on their tongue. It’s been a while since they’ve had a proper fight without their suit, without their mask. (Without the protections Mari piles on them whenever they go out, because (that’s how she shows she cares, and how they know it even when she won’t say it, because they know that she knows (-she’ll always watch stupid movies with them, even when she hates the ones they pick, and pick up where the audio descriptions leave off- (-! They found it, they solved it, but it’s slippery, and they can’t keep their grasp on it because the rest of their mind is fixated on how-)) someone has to watch her six, and they’ll be damned before they let anyone else do that, and) she’ll be damned before she lets them get hurt unnecessarily.) But, even without their kit, (even without their Kit), the muscle memory is still there, guiding them through the motions. (They’re so tired, but there ain’t no rest for the wicked. Not until-))

 

The headbutt connected, but she found herself unable to escape Spork’s grasp. In fact, Spork adjusted their hold on her and went to slam her onto her back on the ground, flipping her over their hip. Sam’s senses were almost fully back thanks to the adrenaline and the danger. As a result, her body acted on instinct in the next few seconds. She hooked a leg around Spork’s, then used the momentum of Spork’s flip to throw her other leg around their waist, effectively grabbing them. She let her breath out as she hit the ground, trying to avoid winding herself.

Once down, she flexed her legs and used her grasp on Spork to try and flip them onto the ground as well. She dug her nails into the ground as she yanked on her friend as hard as she could. It might even have been a little too hard, depending on how well Spork caught the move.

Whatever was going on, whatever had happened, Sam was determined to snap Spork out of it. Whether that was just kicking the shit out of them, going as far as to knock them out, or whether it was talking them down, Sam wasn’t going to leave until Spork was right again.

What had happened? This wasn’t typical of Spork. Or, well, not in her limited experiences with her drinking buddy. Clearly, they weren’t seeing her. They weren’t hearing her either. This was likely psychological, unless someone had slipped something into their drinks. Had someone slipped something into their drinks? After all, Sam had never been that drunk before. Something always prevented her from getting too drunk, biologically speaking. Spork didn’t have that kind of a metabolism, that kind of defense against things. If they had been drugged, then Spork could have been experiencing problems from that.

But. But they wouldn’t be able to fight if that were the case, would they? Not like this. So maybe it was something psychological. Sam couldn’t hope to figure out what was going on in Spork’s mind, not like that. She was good at people, but not enough to understand Spork entirely after just a few drinks and a couple of fights. So, Sam guessed, she was just going to have to knock them on their ass, take their phone, and call their friend.

Time to follow through on that.​
 


A leg hooks around the back of their knee. They disregard it as inconsequential, (just another scrabbling attempt to keep them from carrying out the mission.) and follow through with the throw. This proves to be a mistake, another leg finding purchase around their waist a moment later and tugging them hard to the side before they’re able to bring their foot down on the woman’s skull and end this.

They’re caught mid-motion, (and they’re more off-balance than they should be. (Distantly, they note the warmth in their chest, the sloshing in their gut. They’re drunk, they realize, with-)) an unpleasant pang ((-that finds them even through the fog.) This is why they don’t mix alcohol and mercenary work. (Mari-)) shooting through them when they can’t recover their balance in time.

Their center of gravity tilts dangerously, and Spork goes down hard, landing mostly on their side with one arm halfway thrown out to catch themself. Something slips out of the pocket on their flannel, kicking up a tiny cloud of dust where it lands in the dirt just beside them, but they make no move to retrieve the phone, nor to move much at all, really.

The ground is more giving than they expect, but it still jars them, landing like they do on their hip and elbow. Their pre-existing injuries, mostly numbed until now, all scream in unison, and for the first time in minutes their blank mask breaks, a genuine wince twisting their mouth into a grimace and squinting their eyes nearly shut behind their crooked shades.

They’re still silent, but the grimace lingers, their fingers slowly curling and uncurling as more blood drips down their chin to mix with the dirt. Their eyes are hazy, unfocused, without even a token effort to turn their gaze towards Sam or the unconscious stranger. (...) (...) (...They’ve forgotten what they were doing. They don’t know if they want to know, really, but the forgetting bothers them. (They’re sure that the feeling will pass, but unsure where that surety comes from. It’s a strange feeling.))

 

There were a few seconds where Sam did nothing. She laid there, breathing heavily. Her body was shaking and sore, and she needed to let it catch up. When it did, she groaned, then pushed herself up to a sitting position. Looking over at Spork showed that they were completely out of it. They appeared to still be conscious, if you could call it that. She swallowed hard. As much as she wanted to rush over and check them for a concussion, it was more important to call their friend to come pick them up.

She pushed herself to her feet and limped over to the phone that was lying on the ground. Her prior injuries and the ones Spork had just given her were all screaming. Stillness for a moment eased much of the throbbing. She looked down at the phone, and started fiddling with it. It took her a bit to get it open and going (after having checked all of the options to unlock it and finally finding one that worked), but once she did, she immediately swiped over to the call log. Most of them were to the same number, to a contact labeled “Mari”.

That was their friend’s name, right? Mari? She sighed and looked down at the phone for a moment longer. Then, she hit dial and put the phone up to her ear. Hopefully, Mari would pick up from Spork. Sam could just explain that… something… happened, and Spork needed a rescue.​
 


Mari was worried about Spork.

That was becoming increasingly common these days, and with it her worry grew. The last time she’d died they’d kept her under house arrest for several days, doing everything in their power to keep her resting and by their side. If there was a window in the bathroom she was pretty sure they would’ve made her piss with the door open.

She’d died again last night. A job gone wrong, her own hubris had led her to fall into a rhythm. That was dangerous when there were so many unknowns, and one had apparently punched a hole clean through her chest, if her damaged outfit had been any indication.

She’d made sure that after the last death to enable the resurrection timer in Miku, that way Spork would be able to keep themself safe and alive until she came back and they could regroup. That was the plan at least. When Mari had come to, she’d been surrounded by dozens of bodies in various states of dismemberment, some practically pulverized, and a gore-soaked Spork dragging her to her feet. They’d lost their helmet at some point, and their blank gaze sent a twinge through her gut as they stiffly informed her it was time to go.

Mari hadn’t argued, and as they made their way back home she'd watched all the energy drain out of them, leaving a trail in their wake. It was usual for Spork to be a bit worn out after a job, but by the time she pushed open the front door, she was pretending not to notice them swaying with each step. Nor did she notice them struggling to stay upright as she helped them out of their clothes. She didn’t mind cleaning them up, but the comparisons her mind drew between the Spork before her and the one who had showed up on her doorstep booze-soaked with a dead battery only deepened her concern.

Spork practically fell into bed, barely waiting for Mari to pull a tank top over their head and yank back the covers before almost collapsing onto the mattress. She could’ve sworn that they’d passed out as soon as their head hit the pillow. She was a little envious, already feeling the weariness seeping into her bones. But the job wasn’t finished. Not yet, at least. And once Spork’s snores overpowered the idle hum of the fan they seemed to have constantly running, Mari slipped out of their room and out of the apartment. She knew it was risky returning to the scene of the crime, but she had to wipe any footage left on the cameras.

After she made her own copy, that is. There was something nagging at her about the whole situation, and Mari needed to know what had happened while she was dead. She wouldn’t watch it here, though. Every second she stayed in this place was another chance for her to be spotted, another chance the police would show up and ask questions. She made her way back through the warehouse, back to where she’d come back to life. This was where the majority of the carnage was, spread in a rough circle around her death site. Spork had been a wall holding back what seemed like an army of mercenaries. There shouldn’t have been this many held in reserve, especially not for an operation like this.

At last she found what she was looking for, half-buried in a pile of collapsed crates. Smeared with blood and slightly cracked on one side, Shiba’s helmet stared lifelessly to the side. Mari picked it up, giving it a once over as she made her way back towards the exit. She’d have to get this fixed up for them. Maybe after she watched the footage tomorrow.



Mari wasn’t sure what she had expected. Spork was never one to take things slow, even when injured. Hell, they’d tried to head to the gym only a couple days after she’d had to dig a bullet out of their thigh, insisting that ‘Leg day waits for no one’. But considering the state they’d been in less than twelve hours ago, she’d expected them to be moving a little slower, perhaps taking the day to lounge in bed and order copious amounts of delivery.

Instead, Spork was bouncing around with somehow more energy than usual. A couple times when she’d tried to gently breach the subject of the debriefing the previous night’s events, they’d brushed her off with a ‘Debrief these nuts lmao’. At first, Mari thought it may have been for her benefit. The last time she’d died they’d almost coddled her, and perhaps this was their alternate attempt at doing that.

That theory was quickly disproven when Spork told her they were going out bar-hopping with their drinking buddy, Sam. She’d tried to convince them to stay in for the night, maybe watch a movie together, but they were insistent that they were going out. Knowing a losing battle when she saw one, Mari relented, and wished them a fun evening.

Once they’d left, Mari pulled out the damaged helmet and began to work on it, peeling apart the cracked areas to see if there was any damage to the internals. She didn’t get very far before resorting to idly picking at it, worry mangling her concentration. Something was wrong. Spork was a creature of habit. Chaotic habit, yes, but still habit. And for them to go out without her, without even a single word of concern about her wellbeing so soon after her previous death and their vastly different reaction, left her with a sickly, slimy feeling. What had happened while she was out?

Luckily, she had a way to find out. A few minutes later, Mari had the footage pulled up, scrubbing through until she found their entrance, their assault, and her subsequent death. What followed was nothing short of carnage. She watched as Spork fought with brutal, cataclysmic efficiency. Their howls of rage crackled through where the cameras managed to pick it up, and Mari looked on in horror as Spork not only took out the guards, but dismembered their resurrected corpses. She’d seen them fight before, but it was never this intense, this violent, as if each blow contained the full wrath of a god.

An urgent beeping ripped her attention away from the screen, and Mari paused the footage as she glanced down at her phone. She’d set alerts for Spork’s biometric data, and the notifications she’d gotten dropped an iron ball into her stomach.

[Alert: Elevated heart rate]
[Alert: Elevated blood pressure]
[Alert: Augmentation power consumption greater than baseline]
[Alert: Sustained increased augmentation power consumption]

Cursing herself for not being able to move faster, Mari double-checked Spork’s location before grabbing her gun and a jacket. They were in trouble, and she needed to be there yesterday.



The car had dropped her off farther than she’d liked, but Mari broke into a jog as soon as her feet touched the ground. Her phone rang, Spork’s latest ringtone of choice jangling out of her pocket. She answered it before the second ring was even finished.

“Almost there.” She barked before hanging up and shoving the phone back into her pocket. She rounded a corner and screeched to a halt, eyes darting around to quickly take in the three figures. A man off to the side, crumpled, bloody, breathing. Spork, on the ground, breath heavy, blood streaming down their face. And standing above them, a red-haired woman holding a phone.

The gun was in Mari’s hand before she even had to think about it, the dial cranked to maximum power.

“Get the fuck away from them!” She called, venom filling her words and overflowing, spilling onto the ground below. Her gun was leveled at the woman’s chest, at this range it’d be pretty fucking hard for her to miss. “Drop the phone, step back, and you might live to see the sunrise.”

Mari took a step forward, finger tightening on the trigger. If she even made a move towards them, Mari wouldn’t hesitate to kill her. She’d done it for less, for the simple fact that they were a problem to be solved. For the indelible sin of attacking her best friend, there was only one sentence, and she would gladly serve as judge, jury, and executioner.

 
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The quiet scuffle of a pair of shoes moving closer to them makes their shoulders go tense, but after a long moment of anticipating the next attack, Spork is forced to consider that maybe it just isn’t coming. They can hear someone standing not-quite-nearby, breathing a little labored and with a slight hum under each breath as she does whatever she’s doing, but whoever it is, she doesn’t seem keen on restarting the fight. Whatever.

Another few seconds pass before a familiar, quiet buzzing fills the air, faint and faraway enough that they almost tune it out. But it’s followed by a click, and then a voice that makes their head jerk towards the source, tinny and muffled as it is. The words don’t quite register, but they still push themself up a little higher, something like slow-dawning realization in the side-to-side drift of their gaze when the phone beeps its end-call tone and they drop their head down again.

Mari makes her entrance a moment later, bursting onto the scene with all the equivalent force of a freight train. It hits them just as hard, a kind of fullbody flinch rocking them back and sending up a cloud of dust that makes them cough, then choke and cough again, a thin trickle of blood still roughening the back of their throat.

Somehow, after her hissed threat, the corners of their lips tip upwards, and the coughing turns into a kind of breathless, hacking laughter, the hand not supporting them rising to wipe indelicately at the blood smeared over their upper lip.

They don’t lift their head, still letting it hang heavily at the end of their neck, but when the fit settles some they rumble up some of the nasty shit clogging their throat and spit it in the dirt before raising their voice in a rasp. “Badassss.”

The end of the word smears into a slurred hiss, and they pinch the bridge of their nose gingerly, hissing again when they jostle it and then laughing drily at how silly and snake-like they sound. Their voice is only marginally clearer when they continue, “Don’t shoot, Mar, I started it.”

“Look, look, ‘m fine. See?” Saying this, they start to get to their feet, pulling their legs closer to their trunk and getting one foot flat on the ground. Actually shifting their weight proves to be significantly more of a challenge, but they make an attempt, wobbling almost halfway to kneeling before they have to flop back down again. Still, even after the minor failure, they keep smiling, a strangely even expression made just slightly macabre by the pink staining their teeth.

 


“Almost there.”

Well. That probably wasn’t good. Sam sighed and looked down at the phone, then over the Spork laying in the snow. It would probably be in her best interest to leave, if Mari was anything like what Spork had accidentally let slip. She’d probably immediately attack, and then ask questions after. Still. She continued looking at Spork on the ground, bleeding and stunned.

She couldn’t leave. She and Sprok might not be close, but Sam would be fucked if she left her drinking buddy for dead. She scratched her head, one of her braids bouncing. They were falling apart, with sprials of curls poking through in various places. It reminded her of patrolling with Alice, back when Alice would braid her unruly curls and she would have a mess of tangles by the end of the night that her friend would take the time to comb out. A small smile crossed her face as she continued to look down at Spork. She was so wrapped up in her head, waiting for Mari, that she didn’t even notice the incoming vibrations.

“Get the fuck away from them!” Sam looked up sharply, her eyes settling on the figure in front of her. There was a gun pointed at her, but it wasn’t a kind that Sam was familiar with. And if this woman was the same woman who worked on Spork’s internals, that gun could do anything. Sam listened to the next line of speech and carefully dropped the now locked again phone to the ground, her hands going up next to her head. She took a single, long step back, away from Spork.

“So you’re Mari, right? You don’t know me, we’ve never met, but I’m Sam.” Sam didn’t take her eyes off the woman even as Spork quipped up, trying to get to their feet before falling back down. This didn’t look good for Sam. Even with the body of the guy they’d kicked the shit out of nearby. Mari didn’t seem to be interested in listening to anything. If anything, she looked like she was waiting for a reason to fire on Sam.

Sam took a deep breath, channeling heat into her feet, readying to jump into the air if she needed to. She’d have more maneuverability in the air, a better ability to dodge whatever Mari shot at them. She didn’t have her suit, she didn’t have her hammer, she didn’t have anything. If Mari fired on her, she would get seriously hurt.

“Do you really want to fight me, or do you want to help Spork? I’ll stay right here. I won’t move. But I think they might have a concussion… at least.” She spoke in her softest, most controlled voice. A voice that said she wasn’t a threat. A voice that said she had no intentions of hurting either of them. “I don’t have any weapons. I don’t have anything at all. I didn’t mean to hurt them. They came at me and I’m still not sure what entirely just happened. I’m the one who called you.”
 
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