[div style="border-top: 4px #CCCCCC solid; border-bottom: 4px #cccccc solid; border-left: 4px #000000 solid; border-right: 4px #000000 solid;"][div style="border-right: 4px #cccccc solid; border-left: 4px #cccccc solid; border-bottom: 4px #000000 solid; border-top: 4px #000000 solid;padding:8px; background-color:white;color:black;font-family:'courier new';"]The sign outside the door said "Break Room." A Post-It note had been appended, which read "the one where we break [EXPLETIVE]." Despite being technically open to any L-9 personnel, even most L-9ers didn't dare to tread in that particular room. The walls were gray - but covered in burn marks. The ceilings were gray - but definitely had some questionable liquid damage. The floors were gray - and inscribed with a large pentagram made of solidified pink Himalayan salt.
There was a large tattooed man in the middle of the pentagram with his hands folded behind his head, wearing only a pair of boxers - distinctly not gray. Orange, and patterned with obnoxiously bright blue and yellow chameleons. A woman was seated beside him, writing on the right side of his ribcage with a ballpoint pen.
[font color="1E6649"]"This would go much faster if you would hold still, you know."[/font] Agent Gail Weber was left-moded, which meant no-nonsense, cool professionalism, and absolutely no sympathy for others. Some people might have pointed to that as an example of how the Foundation corrupted people, but Agent Weber had been a lawyer prior to joining the ACF and it was generally established that she was just Like That.
[font color="FF4D00"]"Yeah, but it tickles."[/font] This objection was raised by the beshorted man, with an arrogant grin, before he raised his head and craned his neck to look at the progress. [font color="ff4d00"]"And it's gonna hurt like a son of a [EXPLETIVE] when you start doing it with the tattoo pen. Why do you have to do it there, anyway? I still have space on my biceps."[/font]
[font color="1E6649"]"Because we're binding an entity of air,"[/font] came the answer, with all the terse patience of someone who had gone over this already. [font color="1E6649"]"So I want it over your lungs. It gives me a little more room in the contract for extra restrictions if I originate it next to a source of wind."[/font]
[font color="33CCFF"]"You could tattoo it on his buttcheek."[/font] The girl in the corner was hard to notice, despite having a head of blue-tipped white hair that trailed on the floor when she sat lotus-style, which she was. People didn't notice Cait. Most of the time, they never even knew she had been there. Her hands were on her knees, thumbs-to-forefingers in the sign that definitely meant "meditating" and not "[EXPLETIVE]."
The older woman looked up at this statement, tilting her head slightly. This was L-9, after all. [font color="1E6649"]"Might work. Let me look into that."[/font]
[font color="FF4D00"]"You are not tattooing my [EXPLETIVE]ing buttcheek. [EXPLETIVE] you, Corby, you hear me? Go back to your meditation bull[EXPLETIVE]."[/font]
The meditating girl giggled, snorted, then took a breath and got hold of herself, closing her eyes and uttering a slow, wordless tonal chant.
On the other side of the room, where two men were playing some sort of anomalous card game that mostly seemed to involve recapturing the cards before they got too far, one of them looked up. [font color="993033"]"That's the "Song of Time" from Zelda, Cait."[/font] It was no surprise that the team's technical guy was a huge nerd, but it had been a surprise to him that their occult specialist was just as bad, if not worse.
[font color="33CCFF"]"Yes, and I'm meditating on the nature of ti~ime. Seriously, I told you before, anything works, it's the mindset that's important."[/font]
[font color="A32372"]"Your mindset seems quite focused on Mr. Gutierrez' buttcheeks, Miss Corby."[/font] He didn't need to look up to catch the quartz crystal she threw at him, only raised one of the anomalous cards, which sprouted teeth and tiny clawed hands and started attempting to chomp on the crystal like a bat with a banana. The team's doctor - for that was who he was - shook in a few times like a thermometer until the crystal clattered to the floor before setting the card and the rest of his hand on the table. [font color="a32372"]"That's djinn."[/font]
There was a large tattooed man in the middle of the pentagram with his hands folded behind his head, wearing only a pair of boxers - distinctly not gray. Orange, and patterned with obnoxiously bright blue and yellow chameleons. A woman was seated beside him, writing on the right side of his ribcage with a ballpoint pen.
[font color="1E6649"]"This would go much faster if you would hold still, you know."[/font] Agent Gail Weber was left-moded, which meant no-nonsense, cool professionalism, and absolutely no sympathy for others. Some people might have pointed to that as an example of how the Foundation corrupted people, but Agent Weber had been a lawyer prior to joining the ACF and it was generally established that she was just Like That.
[font color="FF4D00"]"Yeah, but it tickles."[/font] This objection was raised by the beshorted man, with an arrogant grin, before he raised his head and craned his neck to look at the progress. [font color="ff4d00"]"And it's gonna hurt like a son of a [EXPLETIVE] when you start doing it with the tattoo pen. Why do you have to do it there, anyway? I still have space on my biceps."[/font]
[font color="1E6649"]"Because we're binding an entity of air,"[/font] came the answer, with all the terse patience of someone who had gone over this already. [font color="1E6649"]"So I want it over your lungs. It gives me a little more room in the contract for extra restrictions if I originate it next to a source of wind."[/font]
[font color="33CCFF"]"You could tattoo it on his buttcheek."[/font] The girl in the corner was hard to notice, despite having a head of blue-tipped white hair that trailed on the floor when she sat lotus-style, which she was. People didn't notice Cait. Most of the time, they never even knew she had been there. Her hands were on her knees, thumbs-to-forefingers in the sign that definitely meant "meditating" and not "[EXPLETIVE]."
The older woman looked up at this statement, tilting her head slightly. This was L-9, after all. [font color="1E6649"]"Might work. Let me look into that."[/font]
[font color="FF4D00"]"You are not tattooing my [EXPLETIVE]ing buttcheek. [EXPLETIVE] you, Corby, you hear me? Go back to your meditation bull[EXPLETIVE]."[/font]
The meditating girl giggled, snorted, then took a breath and got hold of herself, closing her eyes and uttering a slow, wordless tonal chant.
On the other side of the room, where two men were playing some sort of anomalous card game that mostly seemed to involve recapturing the cards before they got too far, one of them looked up. [font color="993033"]"That's the "Song of Time" from Zelda, Cait."[/font] It was no surprise that the team's technical guy was a huge nerd, but it had been a surprise to him that their occult specialist was just as bad, if not worse.
[font color="33CCFF"]"Yes, and I'm meditating on the nature of ti~ime. Seriously, I told you before, anything works, it's the mindset that's important."[/font]
[font color="A32372"]"Your mindset seems quite focused on Mr. Gutierrez' buttcheeks, Miss Corby."[/font] He didn't need to look up to catch the quartz crystal she threw at him, only raised one of the anomalous cards, which sprouted teeth and tiny clawed hands and started attempting to chomp on the crystal like a bat with a banana. The team's doctor - for that was who he was - shook in a few times like a thermometer until the crystal clattered to the floor before setting the card and the rest of his hand on the table. [font color="a32372"]"That's djinn."[/font]