"Escape? Now, why would I want to escape, young lad? I had her right where I wanted her! You see, it hadn't been that long since I was there, and I was being followed by a squadron of warrior bees! Now, usually they'd never have gotten close, but since I'd doubled back, we were all there together! So I hopped up on the great bear's back and did a little dance up and down her hide, then dove off into the ocean! Well, with my scent all over her, the bees and the bear started in on one another, and all I'd have to do was finish off the last one standing!" A quick nod of her head and a thrust of the beribboned spear, as if this was the simplest thing in the world.
"Not that it was going to be so easy, of course, because in the meantime, I had to deal with a very impertinent squid, and- ah." The storyteller blinked, and considered her assembled audience. "And that is a story for another time. Preferably after the lot of you are quite a bit older, or I dare say your parents will string me up by my earlobes. Authority! Worst enemy out there, isn't it? Stay rebellious, my young adventurers! Never listen to a word they tell you!"
"Not that it was going to be so easy, of course, because in the meantime, I had to deal with a very impertinent squid, and- ah." The storyteller blinked, and considered her assembled audience. "And that is a story for another time. Preferably after the lot of you are quite a bit older, or I dare say your parents will string me up by my earlobes. Authority! Worst enemy out there, isn't it? Stay rebellious, my young adventurers! Never listen to a word they tell you!"