Wendigo
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Todd ordered the all-star special with chocolate chips on the waffle, which wasn’t going to be enough by his standards, but when he heard Mary’s order he had no doubt when it came to leftovers. She could surprise him, obviously – he didn’t look like he could eat that much, either – but he had a good instinct for that.
Mary had been paying attention to him, too. She remembered the Malibu, and seemed annoyed that he’d even think otherwise. Good. He picked up his coffee and put it to his mouth, closing his eyes to enjoy a long dreg as she listed her next few –
"Three! I think you're a monster who eats people."
Normally, he’d be immune to that, if a little suspicious. Unfortunately, he hadn’t slept in over a day, and it came from so far out of the blue. He hadn’t done anything. He gagged, and swallowed down the wrong pipe. For all his immunity to gag reflex, Todd was not immune to almost drowning himself with what was glorified motor oil, no matter how magical that oil could be in curing exhaustion. He choked harder when she said vampire, although she might notice the tone changed. By the time he actually caught his breath, he was in tears, but thanks to the vampire comment, he was able to salvage the situation, because he was ending on a wheezy kind of laugh between big inhales.
He grabbed a napkin, wiping around his mouth and nose and the collar of his shirt as he coughed out a few more chuckles and shook his head.
“It’s two truths and a lie, not a maybe and two wild guesses.”His voice was a little raw, and he took another, more controlled drink of coffee to finish settling whatever had gone wrong in his throat. “And, fuck, there’s better ways of finding out if I’m a vampire, aren’t there? What even gave you that idea?”
Mary had been paying attention to him, too. She remembered the Malibu, and seemed annoyed that he’d even think otherwise. Good. He picked up his coffee and put it to his mouth, closing his eyes to enjoy a long dreg as she listed her next few –
"Three! I think you're a monster who eats people."
Normally, he’d be immune to that, if a little suspicious. Unfortunately, he hadn’t slept in over a day, and it came from so far out of the blue. He hadn’t done anything. He gagged, and swallowed down the wrong pipe. For all his immunity to gag reflex, Todd was not immune to almost drowning himself with what was glorified motor oil, no matter how magical that oil could be in curing exhaustion. He choked harder when she said vampire, although she might notice the tone changed. By the time he actually caught his breath, he was in tears, but thanks to the vampire comment, he was able to salvage the situation, because he was ending on a wheezy kind of laugh between big inhales.
He grabbed a napkin, wiping around his mouth and nose and the collar of his shirt as he coughed out a few more chuckles and shook his head.
“It’s two truths and a lie, not a maybe and two wild guesses.”His voice was a little raw, and he took another, more controlled drink of coffee to finish settling whatever had gone wrong in his throat. “And, fuck, there’s better ways of finding out if I’m a vampire, aren’t there? What even gave you that idea?”