BREAKING NEWS! 11 DEAD In Vicious Meta Attack!
Camera pans up from the center tile floor, slowly drawing over the imposing form of Jimmy Jonnes, journalist extraordinaire. He stands calmly before a green screen and stares directly into the camera until its movements stop and center on him. Flicking a finger toward the green screen, he says, "Folks, you're gonna wanna get a look at this. Now I must warn you, the following footage is graphic in nature, so don't blink."
The green screen lights up with drone footage of a mansion in flames. Dozens of police cars are clustered outside alongside a handful of firetrucks. Firefighters are actively attempting to quench the blaze as local officers drape sheets over strangely shaped objects on the ground. It's impossible to make out from the footage what these objects are, but some of them are roughly the size of a person.
Jimmy Jonnes shouts now, his face turning red, "ELEVEN PEOPLE DEAD! ELEVEN! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He clenches his fists and continues screaming, slamming the desk behind him with great force. Turning away from the camera but still pointing in its general direction, he continues, "A ruthless, unprovoked, meta ATTACK! Do you know what we're looking at here folks? Oh, I'll tell ya what this is, the first SHOT fired to start a WAR! WAAARRRR!"
Spinning around, he begins pacing as he attempts to calm himself down, "I can't believe this folks, and if Jimmy Jonnes can't believe it then I know you can't! This is- was, the home of respected local businessman Giancarlo Siccone! A good man, an immigrant! They BUILT this country, and Mr. Siccone built his fortune with blood, sweat, and tears in the respectable worlds of stocks and crypto!"
Jimmy strides around his desk now, sitting in his chair and wiping his brow, "A good man! He's now in the hospital- barely survived the attack! And who orchestrated this violence? Who would kill and main and destroy for no reason other than sick pleasure? Oh I'll tell ya who folks, METAS! MEEETAAAAS! But I hear ya, I know what you're sayin'! I know the thoughts inside your heads folks! You ask Jimmy, 'but who! We know Metas are a scourge, but which did this?!' Well folks, there's a reason you come to good ol' Jimmy."
Jimmy laughs a little maniacally for a moment, but it's clearly fake as he snaps back to seriousness in less than a second. Snapping his fingers, he points to the green screen. Two photos are displayed on the screen, one is a grainy, far-away photo of a woman, taken from a drone, and the other is a clearer picture of a masked man with no discernable features. In the first photo, the woman can barely be made out but appears to be covered in blood.
"Metas." Jimmy starts, banging his fist gently on the table, then again, harder, "METAS! Look at these MANIACS folks! Our first photo is the only record we have of the first perpetrator, but I feel I don't need to tell you folks that we are looking at a LOT of blood. This woman apparently raided Mr. Siccone's home alongside dangerous and WANTED CRIMINAL- The Shrike! Now folks if you've been following meta crimes like I have then I know I don't gotta tell you about the Shrike, but in case you've been out of the loop-"
Jimmy snaps his fingers and the green screen changes again, a very blurry photo of what is, probably, a dead man posted on a flagpole is shown for a few seconds before being pulled off the screen. "This woman, although we don't know a lot about her, we can deduce one thing very easily. One word folks, one word. MENACE! She's COVERED in BLOOD! MENACE! And Shrike, well, he got his name for IMPALING A MAN ON A FLAGPOLE! KILLING AN INNOCENT MAN FOR NO REASON AND DISPLAYING! THE! BODY!" Jimmy Jones slams his fist with the last three words for emphasis.
"These two hooligans raid Mr. Siccone's home, his private residence! Kill EVERYONE inside, save Mr. Siccone himself may he heal quickly in the hands of good, non-meta doctors, and then BURN DOWN HIS HOME! Burned to the ground folks! I don't gotta show you the photos but the police could not save anything! Meta fires! Meta powers! Meta attacks end in bloodshed! Call your local congressmen and women, call your local representatives, call higher powers! The senators of other states! The vice president- the president! Metas are DANGEROUS folks! We need laws! We need rules! We cannot keep letting people die from these controlled, inhuman WEAPONS!"
Sighing deeply, Jimmy Jonnes stands up with a small glass bottle of dark liquid, "Now folks you know I show you the truth and nothing but the truth but sometimes the truth is expensive, so that's why I have with me today a bottle of everydayclear bigmuscles nonsteroid! Just two drops a day-"